dimland radio 3-22-14 show notes

We Are Missing A Plane
I talked some about the missing and presumed crashed Malaysia Airlines flight 370. There’s been lots of speculation by the 24 hour news people. The fact is we don’t know what happened on the plane, so we need to wait until the wreckage is found.
 
Some “theories” include the plane was shot down by a missile, abducted by aliens, fell victim to the Bermuda Triangle, and maybe it was sucked into a black hole. More realistic ideas include equipment failure, pilot error, pilot freak out, or terrorists. One thing I am fairly certain about is the wreckage (including the black box) will need to be recovered for a more definitive answer to be found. But, whatever the answer, conspiracy theorists will not accept it if it dispels their theory of events.

I mentioned that we should have an answer soon, because 70s spoon-bending sensation Uri Geller is on the job. He took to his Twitter account to announce that he had been “asked” to lend his powers of remote viewing to help in the search. Yeah, that’ll work. Seems like more of a “don’t forget about me” move on Uri’s part.

Also, our friends over at Snopes.com have been working hard to counter all the nonsense stories making the internet rounds. Good on them.

 

Speaking Of Conspiracy Theorists…

Former Z Talker, Kale Kelly has issued me a challenge. He has proposed I watch Jesse Ventura’s Conspiracy Theory on 9/11. Kale cautions me to watch “with an open mind.” Sigh. I’ll try. To watch it, I mean. I always have an open mind, but Jesse’s track record as a conspiracy theorist is well known and I don’t have high hopes that his show will get the science right. I guess I’ll have to watch to be sure.

Kale actually stopped by the chat room while my show was on and we had a chance to chat. We are planning on getting Kale back on the show. Oh, brother, didn’t I learn anything from the other time he was on the show?

What A Dick
 
The good news is that con artist Kevin Trudeau has been sentenced to ten years in federal prison for fraud. His series of books and infomercials on cures and weight loss secrets “they” don’t want you to know about are loads of crap designed to make Kevin rich. He did get rich, but the law has caught up with his con and he’s going to prison.

The bad news is his followers are unphased by his guilt. They believe his crap, even though in his statement to the court Kevin promised that should he ever write another book or produce another infomercial there will be “no embellishment, no puffery, and absolutely no lies.” I think he just admitted he had been doing just that, don’t you? And, yet, his followers will be there with their pockets ripe for picking when he gets out.

Twitter Can Be Awesome

Medical expert by way of her “mommy instinct,” anti-vaxxer and one of the most deadly people in the world, Jenny McCarthy recently asked her million plus Twitter followers what was the most important personality trait they look for in a mate. Well, folks who don’t accept Jenny’s scare-mongering of vaccines told her that basically they look for the trait that isn’t anti-vaccine.

My favorite answer: “My ideal mate likes the idea of kids not getting polio.” Excellent! Now if I could figure out why those people were following Jenny in the first place. Might be her boobies.

What Another Dick
One dick was not enough for this show. In fact, if we include Uri and Jenny (and why wouldn’t we?) this guy will make it four dicks on this one show.
 
So, apparently, Colorado resident Roy Ortiz isn’t as happy with his rescuers as he was the day they rescued from his overturned car, which had been washed of the road by flood waters. At first, Mr. Ortiz was very grateful for his rescuers from the North Metro Fire Rescue and he credited his ability to remain calm to God. However, time and a lawyer has made Mr. Ortiz give the situation a bit of a rethink.

Now this dick is preparing to sue his rescuers for not saving him quickly enough and that it was the grace of God that saved him. Hmm, who does he think was responsible the flood waters?

Movie Recommendation: Billy Jack (1971)
 
Yeah, it’s filled with hippies. And, yes, it trades in the myth of the noble savage. And, sure, it’s supposed message of peaceful coexistence is mixed with loads of violence. And it’s naive and a bit silly. But Billy Jack kicks ass!
 
Fred Phelps

The man who gave the world the immortal phrase “God hates fags” has died.

Music heard on the show…

Dimland Radio opening theme song: ‘Ram’ by The Yoleus
First ad break bumpers: ‘Rescue‘ by Echo & the Bunnymen & ‘Atom Tan by The Clash
Second ad break bumpers: ‘Run It by The Replacements & Kerosene by Big Black
Closing song: ‘Angler’s Treble Hook’ by $5 Fiddle

That’s it! See you next Saturday night for Dimland Radio 11 Central, midnight Eastern on www.ztalkradio.com you can also download my show from the z talk show archives page. You can email your questions and comments to drdim@dimland.com

You can also go to my CafePress store and buy stuff with my artwork on it and have me do a portrait for you if you like. Find out more here and here.

dimland radio 3-15-14 show notes

I Was Wrong…Again
I must be slipping. I was wrong about something on last week’s show. Actually, it’s more like a moment of misspeaking. I mentioned the actor Dennis Farina was left off the Oscar in memoriam segment, only I called him Douglas. Whoops.

If You Had Known What Exactly?
Just what does this mean?

On my way from work the other night, I found myself behind a car sporting the above bumper sticker. I’m not sure what is meant by “this”, but considering there is a Confederate flag involved my guess is that it’s not very racially sensitive. I guess there are still people out there with their heads up their asses, eh?

First Kiss Among Actors, Models And Musicians
 
Have you seen the viral video for Wren Studio, a women’s wear website, showing 20 strangers kissing for the first time? It is very sweet and touching, but then we found out the strangers are performers. They may have been strangers but they are accustomed to being in front of people and performing. So, it lost some of its appeal.

There are a couple videos out there that take up the same strangers theme. One is a hilarious parody called First Handjob and, as you probably guessed, it’s NSFW, but it isn’t pornographic. It is damn funny.

The other video really does have 20 strangers picked off the street and brought in to kiss in front of a camera. The video states these are real people, no actors or models (really they ain’t models!), paid to kiss each other. There’s no same sex coupling and there is a kind of creepy New Agey older fellow and they do all have British accents, so you have been warned.

Dimland Radio Science Hero: Craig Ferguson

A new science program is being produced for Science Channel. It’s based on the wildly popular Facebook page ‘I F’ing Love Science’. (Dang! This post isn’t very safe for my son to read.) One of my man crushes, Craig Ferguson will be the executive producer of the show. For that he has been made a Dimland Radio Science hero. And so has Elise Andrew the biology student who created the pro-science Facebook page.
Dimland Radio Science Zero: Fox Affiliate KOKH-TV
As the yang to the yin, or vice versa, there is a science zero this week. Although they claimed it was operator error, Fox affiliate KOKH-TV in Oklahoma managed to cover up 15 seconds worth of the highly anticipated reboot of the science program ‘Cosmos’. In the last few minutes of the show, just as host Neil deGrasse Tyson had the gall to suggest that humans evolved, the station inserted a promo for their news program set to follow the show, sparing their audience from being confused. “What? I thought God done it!”

If it was an error, its timing was pretty good. If it wasn’t, what will they do when ‘Cosmos’ take a more direct look at evolution? 

The Yankee Skeptic 

I’ve done a couple guest blogging spots for the Yankee Skeptic blog. Last week I had written about how I got fooled by an internet April Fool’s joke involving TV signals bouncing back from space and lost Doctor Who episodes. You can read about my gullibility here.


Speaking Of Cosmos…

IT IS AWESOME! WATCH IT!
A Drama Brought To You By The Internet
You know that the internet is a place where the trolls get a chance to be…well…trolls. It gets to be a jungle out on the information super something, I forget. Anyway, it can get so bad that sometimes innocent non-trolls can get jumped on for merely asking a question. I profiled one such incident. It involves feminism, rape threats and the patriarchy and an innocently asked question. It got out of hand rather quickly.

This link will show you what I mean. 

Movie Recommendation: None This Week Again
You are on your own. Again. I know, I’m sorry. I’ll have one next week I promise.
Music heard on the show…

Dimland Radio opening theme song: ‘Ram’ by The Yoleus
First ad break bumpers: ‘YYZ‘ by Rush & ‘Crosseyed and Painless by Talking Heads
Second ad break bumpers: ‘Good Thing‘ by The Woodentops & Face Dances Part 2 by Pete Townshend
Closing song: ‘Angler’s Treble Hook’ by $5 Fiddle

That’s it! See you next Saturday night for Dimland Radio 11 Central, midnight Eastern on www.ztalkradio.com you can also download my show from the z talk show archives page. You can email your questions and comments to drdim@dimland.com

You can also go to my CafePress store and buy stuff with my artwork on it and have me do a portrait for you if you like. Find out more here and here.

dimland radio 3-8-14 show notes

I Was Wrong
During last week’s show, I had twice stated that I am 48 years-old. I’m 49. How did I get that wrong?

A Mini Oscars Recap

I didn’t have much to say about last week’s Oscars event. It was ok overall, but why did Ellen spend so much time in the audience? Remember when Bob Hope and Johnny Carson used to host the show from the stage?

I Was A Weird Kid
 
Yes, I was. I have no idea why getting to sleep required such odd behavior. It worked, but I sure did try the patience of my room sharing siblings. How did my brothers refrain from smothering me in my sleep?

This Woman Really Likes The Exorcist

 
I stumbled upon this TV spot from 1974 or so for the movie The Exorcist. The woman in the ad really, really, REALLY liked the movie. Was it her personal kink or something?
 
Never Found In The 80s: The Three Johns and The Screaming Blue Messiahs

 

It had been a couple months, but my Never Found blog series finally returned to the Stuck in the 80s blog this past week. Profiled last week were two bands from the UK: The Three Johns and The Screaming Blue Messiahs. Did you miss the series?


What Sacred Me As A Kid?

 

My mother used to think scary movies such as the old Universal monster classics (Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, etc.) would scare me and keep me up nights. She was wrong. The movies that scared me were the ones that were supposed to be true. Movies such as The Exorcist, The Amityville Horror, The Legend of Boggy Creek. But we know those stories are true, don’t we?

 
A Dimland Radio Pedantic Moment

 

Speaking of The Exorcist, which I was, there is a moment in the movie that is difficult for me to suspend my disbelief. I can accept the demonic possession, the levitation, the projectile vomit, etc; but her head making a complete 360 turn on her shoulders?

 
Not Forgotten Lyrics

 

A couple weeks back, before I broke my Google Nexus tablet, I was listening to my Pandora music radio app. A song came on which I hadn’t heard for 15 to 20 years, but the lyrics were all still right there in my brain. Why, after all this time, would my brain be hanging on to the lyrics of Styx’s Renegade?  

 

Movie Recommendation: None This Week
 

You are on your own. Are you ok with that?.

 
Music heard on the show…

Dimland Radio opening theme song: ‘Ram’ by The Yoleus
First ad break bumpers: ‘Tony’s Theme‘ by Pixies & ‘Death Of The European by The Three Johns
Second ad break bumpers: ‘Wild Blue Yonder‘ by The Screaming Blue Messiahs & Seconds by U2
Closing song: ‘Angler’s Treble Hook’ by $5 Fiddle

That’s it! See you next Saturday night for Dimland Radio 11 Central, midnight Eastern on www.ztalkradio.com you can also download my show from the z talk show archives page. You can email your questions and comments to drdim@dimland.com

You can also go to my CafePress store and buy stuff with my artwork on it and have me do a portrait for you if you like. Find out more here and here.

dimland radio 3-1-14 show notes

An Update
My wife was finally able to get her dad to the doctor. Yay!

McDonalds Ads, Auto-tune, Pop Music, & Retirement

I kind of went off on tangents when discussing a couple recent TV ads for McDonalds. One shows pop auto-tuned singer Austin Mahone (I’d never heard of him before either) auto-tuned singing his way through some song when he’s distracted by his hangers-on having McDonalds’ breakfasts. I pointed out that his speaking voice should also be auto-tuned. For accuracy.

The other ad has a retired woman telling a busily working fellow to sit back and enjoy his McDonalds’ coffee. Well, that’s easy for her to say. She’s retired.

Something You Probably Didn’t Know About The Star Spangled Banner
 
I had appreciated our National Anthem for its lack of referring to a god. That way it stays secular and more able to represent all Americans no matter their faith or lack thereof. But, guess again, the poem The Star Spangled Banner by Francis Scott Key does, in fact, invoke God. God damn it! Now I’ll never be able to listen to the anthem in the same way.

Here is where I learned about this and you can learn a bunch of other stuff there as well. It’s the College of Curiosity and it is really cool.

Duck, Duck, Binder!

 
Apparently, we in the Upper Midwest have our own way of saying things. I gave two examples. One is that we call the classic tag game Duck, Duck, Grey Duck, while the rest of America says Duck, Duck, Goose. That’s just wrong. Goose? As if!

The second thing I mentioned is that we call rubber bands binders. That one seems less unusual than goose. Goose? Really?


Celebrity Deaths Always Come In 14s

 

I had talked about this before, but with a spate of celebrities kicking it lately I thought I’d go over the celebrity deaths in threes fallacy. They really don’t die in threes. They just die. We tend to notice in threes if we happen to be predisposed to do so. I listed off 14 celebrities who had died in February only.

There are a couple factors go into this whole thing. What constitutes a celebrity? How much time has to pass between deaths? It really just comes down to how we tend to notice the deaths.

 
More Guest Bloggery

 

Madame Kitty Mervine of the Yankee Skeptic blog asked me to write about my favorite topic: Me. Well, me and Dimland Radio. I wrote about how it started and about an early dust up with a “psychic” who shall remain unnamed. It posted Thursday and Kitty tells me it has been getting a few hits. Who would have thought people would be interested?

Kitty has asked me to write more. It’s nice to be asked for more. 

 

Movie Recommendation (a two fer): The Man Who Laughs (1928)
 
Universal Pictures
 

Sort of a companion piece to the movies I recommended last week (The Bat & The Bat Whispers – Both considered influences on the creation of Batman), this week I recommend the movie that inspired the look of The Joker. The Man Who Laughs is a silent film that was released in the transition period between silents and talkies. And, as such, it does feature a score and some sound effects. It is also surprisingly bawdy. There are a few saucy moments with one of the female supporting actors.

Not exactly a horror film, it is pretty creepy and Conrad Veidt’s lead character looks awfully scary, especially when in white face make-up. You can find the movie on YouTube. It’s in ten minute segments, but you’ll want to watch those as they have the original soundtrack.

 
Tell me this doesn’t look like the Joker.
 
Music heard on the show…

Dimland Radio opening theme song: ‘Ram’ by The Yoleus
First ad break bumpers: ‘My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes To Bitburg)‘ by The Ramones & ‘Shut Out The Light by Steve Diggle
Second ad break bumpers: ‘Take It Away‘ by Paul McCartney & Epic by Faith No More
Closing song: ‘Angler’s Treble Hook’ by $5 Fiddle

That’s it! See you next Saturday night for Dimland Radio 11 Central, midnight Eastern on www.ztalkradio.com you can also download my show from the z talk show archives page. You can email your questions and comments to drdim@dimland.com

You can also go to my CafePress store and buy stuff with my artwork on it and have me do a portrait for you if you like. Find out more here and here.

dimland radio 2-22-14 show notes

It’s All Just Numbering
I started off letting everyone know that, because of the music shows I’ve done over the past four years, the numbering of my shows had become inaccurate. So, I went through all the archived shows and renumbered them. That means instead of this show being show 199 it is 176.

I guess getting to show 200 will take a little longer.

Snaking The Drain

No, that’s not some kind of euphemism for some sex act. It’s what my dad and I had to do in order to unclog the main floor drain in the basement. We got the drain open, but it involved a power snake, 100 feet of cable, lots of pushing and pulling, a bit of swearing, plenty of torn out roots, and hands covered in grease and feces. I really should have worn gloves.

Another Reason I Hate Local TV News
 
I need to compile a list of reason I hate local TV news shows. Perhaps, some day, I will, but in the meantime, here’s another reason:
 
On the morning news, what bugs me is the practice of sending a reporter out in the news van to drive through traffic during a snow storm. For some reason, the local news station thinks we need to get live reports from the highway system around the Twin Cities telling us that traffic is slow and the roads are slippery.

Well, no feces, Sherlock!

Do we really need to have one more vehicle out the roads to get us that information? I think not.

Ok, This Winter Can End Now

 
It’s pretty common in the winter climes for people to be ready for spring at some point in February and we arrived at that point, I’d say, the first week of January. That’s how annoying this winter has been.

I related the saga of getting my father-in-law to a doctor’s appointment and the winter that doesn’t want that to happen. I blogged about it earlier in the week. You can find the blog here.


Were They Really Avoiding It Like The Black Plague?

 

Apparently, on a recent episode of Jeopardy, the college kid contestants “avoided” the category of African American History until there was no other choice. Writer Lindy West of Jezebel.com thought this was some kind of sign of soft racism, I guess. She wrote the contestants avoided the topic like the “black plague” during the Double Jeopardy round.

Well, she included a video link that was the entire program, so we could watch this shameful avoidance of an uncomfortable topic. However, in the Jeopardy round the kids also avoided the category “‘U. S.’ Eh” until it too was the last option. Are we to assume these college kids were avoiding words that start with the letters U and S like the black plague?

I think this is an example of taking insult where none is given.

 
Pedantic Moment: LOLOLLLOLLOLLOOOOLOLOLOL

 

Ms West in writing her piece about finding insult where none existed also committed an error that set of my pedantry alarm. She wrote, “LOLOLLLOLLOLLOOOOLOLOLOL”.

That translates to, “Laugh out loud out loud loud loud out loud loud out loud loud out out out out loud out loud out loud out loud.” For shame, Lindy, if you intend to show over the top endless laughter simply write, “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.”

 
Red Flags And Items On Facebook

 

My good friend, former Z Talker, and thorn in my side, Kale Kelly likes to share questionable things on Facebook and I like pointing out how those items are probably not true.

 
Looks Photoshopped to me, but I could be wrong.


One such story Kale shared was of a badly deformed baby borne of a younger couple who were in an accidental incestuous relationship. They were twins whose mother was in prison when she gave them birth after which they were separated and adopted out. Through unusual but innocent circumstances the siblings met later in life, not realizing they were brother and sister, fell in love and made a baby. That baby was so hideously deformed that an investigation was made and it was discovered the younger couple were siblings.

So gross and sickening, ain’t it? Well, it’s probably total BS. There were several red flags. First the story came from an obscure website, not a legit news site. And there were no source citations. And all links on the page were to advertisements (this is why I’m not linking to the page, I don’t want to fill your computer with malware). And there is no “Wisconsin State Woman’s (sic – that’s how it was spelled in the article) Correctional Facility” at which the article claims the mother of the twins is imprisoned. And the kind of birth defects we see in the picture aren’t likely to happen in one generation of inbreeding. And the mutant baby picture appears to had been created or enhanced in Photoshop, especially the squid eye. And, finally, the picture alleged to by the incestuous couple is a stock photo of a young couple that has shown up on several other websites unrelated to the accidental incest story.

 
Stock photo that shows up on several unrelated websites.

Here are a few of the websites on which the picture of the couple shows up: SodaHead, Life With Lauren, Sam’s Online Journal, OMGTens, Dating Advice From A Girl… I think you get my point. The image is obviously a stock photo.

There, as I said to Kale in the comment thread on his posting, did I do enough of “my own research”?  

 

Movie Recommendation (a two fer): The Bat (1926) & The Bat Whispers (1930)
 
1926 version United Artists
 
1930 version United Artists
 

My friend Kitty Mervine has blogged about these two movies which are entertaining, funny, and creepy. They are also major influences on a young Bob Kane. Bob Kane would draw inspiration from these movies to create the greatest comic book superhero, Batman. Both are available on YouTube. The Bat is a silent film and its YouTube video is absolutely silent, so you may want to play some creepy music while viewing it. Both are intriguing and worth watching. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be recommending them, would I?

Music heard on the show…

Dimland Radio opening theme song: ‘Ram’ by The Yoleus
First ad break bumpers: ‘All Those Years Ago‘ by George Harrison & ‘Love Vigilantes by New Order
Second ad break bumpers: ‘The Tide Is High‘ by Blondie & Subdivisions by Rush
Closing song: ‘Angler’s Treble Hook’ by $5 Fiddle

That’s it! See you next Saturday night for Dimland Radio 11 Central, midnight Eastern on www.ztalkradio.com you can also download my show from the z talk show archives page. You can email your questions and comments to drdim@dimland.com

You can also go to my CafePress store and buy stuff with my artwork on it and have me do a portrait for you if you like. Find out more here and here.