I mentioned that we should have an answer soon, because 70s spoon-bending sensation Uri Geller is on the job. He took to his Twitter account to announce that he had been “asked” to lend his powers of remote viewing to help in the search. Yeah, that’ll work. Seems like more of a “don’t forget about me” move on Uri’s part.
Also, our friends over at Snopes.com have been working hard to counter all the nonsense stories making the internet rounds. Good on them.
Kale actually stopped by the chat room while my show was on and we had a chance to chat. We are planning on getting Kale back on the show. Oh, brother, didn’t I learn anything from the other time he was on the show?
The bad news is his followers are unphased by his guilt. They believe his crap, even though in his statement to the court Kevin promised that should he ever write another book or produce another infomercial there will be “no embellishment, no puffery, and absolutely no lies.” I think he just admitted he had been doing just that, don’t you? And, yet, his followers will be there with their pockets ripe for picking when he gets out.
My favorite answer: “My ideal mate likes the idea of kids not getting polio.” Excellent! Now if I could figure out why those people were following Jenny in the first place. Might be her boobies.
Now this dick is preparing to sue his rescuers for not saving him quickly enough and that it was the grace of God that saved him. Hmm, who does he think was responsible the flood waters?
The man who gave the world the immortal phrase “God hates fags” has died.
Second ad break bumpers: ‘Run It‘ by The Replacements & ‘Kerosene‘ by Big Black
Closing song: ‘Angler’s Treble Hook’ by $5 Fiddle