Every now and then, something so earth-shatteringly brilliant comes along and changes everything.
My wife has set up a CafePress store for our boy. It features this drawing on shirts. There will likely be other products offered soon. His store is called ‘The Hayden James Project’ and you can get to it by clicking www.cafepress.com/hjf or www.cafepress.com/mydisgustingart/2806702 (The second link offers a wider garment color selection.)
Go there and buy a dozen! Or just one, if you’re a cheap bastard who doesn’t want my son to go to college. Or eat.