A Dimland Radio ARGH!
I may not have played the sounder I normally play for my ARGHs, but what I witnessed Saturday morning was definitely argh worthy.
A neighbor is a litterbug.
Mere feet from her trash can by her garage and she still dropped trash in the street.
DON’T LET YOUR DOGS EAT GRAPES!!
Thankfully, my wife thought to check if dogs can eat grapes after Edna had about a grape and a half. (Yes, we should have checked first. We know. Thanks.) Had she not thought to check, our little doggie could have gotten very sick a day or two later and it might have been too late.
It’s quite a tale, which I won’t go into here. That’s why you need to listen to the show.
One thing I didn’t mention on the show is how it must have seemed to Edna. There she is, eating some yummy grapes, and, the next thing she knows, she’s being rushed to the hospital. Then she’s stuck there for a couple days with a tube stuck in her.
Edna: “What the hell?!”
Me: “Look, little one, those grapes were not good for you and we don’t want to think about what might have happened.”
All Christians Are A La Carte Christians
First, learn how to spell. There’s an apostrophe in don’t.
Second, familiarize yourself with The Lord’s Prayer. Pay particular attention to that forgiving trespasses part.
It’s A Red Light, Asshole!
It made the Twin Cities local news when video surfaced of a pedestrian narrowly escaping being hit by an asshole who ran a red light and crashed into another vehicle and a tree.
I have no empirical data or statistics to back this up, but it seems as though more drivers are treating the first couple seconds of a red light as stopping optional. I been noticing it more and more lately. And I know of at least two intersections on my daily commute where it’s more likely to encounter a red light runner.
A friend has been noticing this, as well. In fact, he has been advising people to not just go right when the light turns green for them. Wait to make sure no one is just blowing through the red.
How To Make This Meme Even Better
Sure, it’s funny, but it’s even funnier if you read it in Werner Herzog’s voice.
Dimland Radio opening theme song: Ram by The Yoleus
First ad break bump: She’s Calling You by Bad Brains and All Gone Away by The Style Council
Second ad break bumpers: Voices Carry by Til Tuesday and The Analog Kid by Rush
Closing song: Angler’s Treble Hook by $5 Fiddle
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